Written whilst three sheets to the wind in a beach bar in Tenerife with Jenny Lindsay.  Jenny kindly helped me to remember the melody afterwards, singing along whilst one of the local dogs took exception to us-

Have a listen – click here…

Speaking of local dogs, later on that night I was bitten by a chihuahua in a tiki bar.  Afterwards, the barman told me the chihuahua was a famous biter and everyone called it Merdito.  One day I will catch up with Merdito and my revenge will be terrible.